Greyromantic, Pansexual, Genderqueer, Animal advocate. ---------
Ships Johnlock until hell freezes over.
HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP
JUST PRESS PLAY.
My soul is orgasming.
Put on headphones
Close your eyes.
The year is 2016, a new cult of Death Eaters has arisen and left Europe in ruins. You travel to London to find the leader and destroy the group once and for all.
I’m sitting in front of a bunch of people in one of the college buildings staring at my laptop in awe with my mouth open because of this and eeeeeveryone thinks I’m nuts.
this is amazing.
watsoh said: I LOVE YOUR DADDY KINK TAG I CANT GET ENOUGH SO let's talk about that sugar daddy John coffee shop au where he's a rich successful surgeon who's like 48 and Sherlock is the twinky 19/20 year old who works in the fancy coffee shop because I need this au
oh my god yes okay
- not long after john starts going there sherlock memorises his order so in the mornings there’s always a cup of coffee ready for john to pick up and take to work with him with ‘Doctor Watson’ scribbled on it in bright red ink
- sherlock never lets anyone but himself take john his coffee because he loves john’s reaction whenever he bends over his shoulder and rumbles “Your order, Doctor,” in the sultriest tone possible without it being outright pornographic
- sometimes sherlock will bring a slice of cake or a pastry with john’s coffee free of charge and when john says that he should really watch his waistline sherlock will smile and shake his head and say he’s looking incredibly fit and that he surely must work if he has muscles like those
- at one point john neglects to shave for a day or two and sherlock almost has a heart attack when he turns up at the counter with stubble and a wicked grin before picking up the cup waiting for him and leaving a £20 tip while sherlock stares in silent shock
- sherlock starts wearing increasingly tighter shirts and trousers every day because of the way john stares after his arse when he walks around but eventually his manager tells him off for being indecent
- one day sherlock ‘accidentally’ spills a little coffee on john’s shirt and takes it upon himself to wipe it off with a damp cloth
- after weeks of flirting john eventually stays at the cafe so late that sherlock is the only one left working, and when sherlock walks over to ask him if he’d like anything else john pulls sherlock into his lap and snogs the life out of him before growling “you” in a low voice
I can’t remember if I’ve reblogged this before or not. Better safe than sorry! :P(via silentauroriamthereal)
wait- I don’t get why johnlockers are reblogging this… This is discouraging to me as a johnlocker and tjlcer.