THE OFFICIAL HELP EULER HOPEPUNK AND JESS OFFICIALSWAMPERT DO A SMOOCH FUND
so i’m euler hopepunk and my girlfriend jess officialswampert and i have been dating for OVER A WHOLE YEAR WHOA and we’d kinda like to meet up because in THE YEAR 2015 is her senior prom and that’s like a big huge important thing to her and i like her a lot she’s really cool
but i’m flat broke and currently unable to get a job so i don’t really have a money to do that. so that’s what I’M doing. raising money to help me and my girlfriend stop being gay on the internet and START being gay in REAL LIFE
i’m gonna work towards $1000, because money is weird and capitalism is shit.
if you want to help us do this thing, you can donate via the Paying Pal at firstname.lastname@example.org
or commission me if you want some bang for your buck (especially if you commission NSFW. then you can get bang for your buck.)
and if you can’t do any of that, if you could just reblog this, that’d be great!
thank you very much, kinda-sincerely euler hopepunk